Schaeffer Nelson

Don’t feel like sleeping tonight…?

I Think They Eat Kids

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I Know They Eat Kids

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why my parents never celebrated halloween

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What they hid in the corpse

Lay Very Still

1:35 AM, GIVE OR TAKE FIVE MINUTES, IT’LL CLIMB IN BED

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I’M SURE MY SUPERMARKET IS VIOLATING HEALTH CODES

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THESE IMPOSSIBLE HUMAN BURGERS DON’T TASTE PLANT-BASED

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DON’T DIE IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU CAN’T SWIM

PART OF ME STILL WANTED TO CRAWL INSIDE

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Zipline o’ Death

SATURDAY NIGHT CHURCH JANITOR

THE COVE BELOW THE YELLOW HOUSE

GUTTER MEAT

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